Ants in Jesus’s Pants

Two pieces of religious literature found their way into my daughter’s Halloween candy bag. One was just a regular humorless booklet and the other one is a Chick Tract similar to the one I posted previously but slightly dumbed down for the children. For the record, I don’t mind these things; I imagine people do it with the best of intentions. If someone went through the trouble of rubber-banding a Chick Tract to a candy bar, the least I can do is to eat the candy and post the rest.