• Remember The 80’s? Michael Jackson

    One day I was researching looking at pictures of Michael Jackson’s 1984 Victory Tour which launched in Kansas City and then I saw this:

    This piece of art was published in a special issue of the Billboard Magazine where everyone from Michael’s accountant to the company which made his tapes took out ads to congratulate Michael Jackson (and slap their own backs in the process)on becoming the King of Pop.

    After the first picture I just couldn’t stop. Sorry…

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  • Graceland

    One cannot visit Memphis without making a stop at Graceland. I’ve heard of people visiting Graceland more than once, but beyond checking the visit off your bucket list there isn’t much to do there that would warrant repeat visits. Elvis’s mansion might have looked impressive in the 1960’s but it’s pretty average today and it’s not even fully open “out of respect for Elvis”, so you won’t be able to see the infamous toilet where he met his demise. All the other exhibits across the street including Elvis’s personal planes and cars are of limited interest. And for a dead guy Elvis is charging way too much for the pleasure of strolling by all his jumpsuits and gold records and cassettes. That really doesn’t stop the crowds of people from filing in, and parking lot that would make an average Wal-Mart proud is never empty.

    The first thing that struck me was that the mansion is fairly small by today’s standards. I always imagined it to be more grand and lavish. Not so much.

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  • Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalin in Posters

    JJSinKCK asked me how Stalin was portrayed in the Soviet history books.  Instead of a thoughtful answer I picked out and translated some of the propaganda posters, commonly displayed during the Stalin era.

    With Lenin's book in hand,in front of Lenin's and Stalin's complete works
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  • Russian Gourmet:Chocolate Sausage

    Hello Ladies! There may be times in your life when you are craving something chocolaty and who knows why you may want it to be shaped like sausage. You are at the right place, kick back, relax and learn how in less than twenty minutes you can make your very own delicious rock-hard Russian Chocolate Sausage.

    For this recipe you will need just a few simple products:

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    4 packs of Maria’s Cookies from the Mexican Aisle in your grocery store;
    1 cup of sugar;
    4 tablespoons of milk;
    Vanilla extract;
    Cocoa;
    2 sticks of butter;
    1 egg;
    Nuts are optional but they sure taste good;

    Now that all of your ingredients are assembled you are ready to start. Mix sugar and egg, add milk, vanilla extract and cocoa. How much cocoa depends on how chocolaty you prefer your chocolate sausage; put too little and it will be unappealingly pale, put too much and you will have hard time finding it in the dark when you crave it the most. Now place the mixture on low heat and continue to mix with rhythmical circular motions until the sugar completely dissolves and it slowly starts to boil. Do not beat it with the whisk, you are not trying to whip it into cream, just mix slowly so it doesn’t burn. When the mixture starts bubbling a little, add softened butter. Do not stop mixing but remove it from the heat. It’s warm enough. When the butter melts you can finally stop.

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    Now proceed to break the cookies into small pieces. You should end up with a mix of small pieces and crumbs. Some of you will be tempted to use a food processor but restrain yourself, chocolate sausage likes manual touch.

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    Combine the chocolate mixture with broken-up cookies. If you decided to experiment with nuts, now would be the time to add them.

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    Make sure that you are doing a thorough job, I recommend using a spatula with brisk up- and down- motions. You don’t want to leave any cookies dry, it will adversely affect the chocolate sausage.

    Place a large piece of parchment paper on the table and spoon the mixture in the even layer close to the edge.

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    Starting at the near edge tightly wrap your chocolate sausage. When it’s wrapped squeeze and roll it as needed to even out the mixture distribution.

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    You are doing very good, almost done. You may want to wrap the sausage in another layer of aluminum foil just in case. Now place it in the fridge for a few hours or overnight.

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    That’s one long thick sausage you have. Doesn’t even fit on the shelf. I know you want to eat it right away but you need to wait. Leave it there for now.

    When the sausage is hard remove it from the fridge, unwrap and slice up to your liking. Let it melt in your mouth, smell the chocolate, feel the crunch. Enjoy the Russian Chocolate Sausage!

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    *God, I apologize for writing this post.

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  • Old Photos: Life On A Farm

    The following photos were taken in 1945 in Josephsville, MO. Narrated by some old guy.

    In my day we didn’t have the Easter Egg Hunt, we had to hunt for eggs every day, because we were hungry, that’s why.

    Close-up of girl collecting eggs from nest.
    Close-up of girl collecting eggs from nest. © Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day there was no entertainment, we had to quilt all day long and listen to Eunice’s old jokes every day; that damn Eunice, I get a heartburn just thinking about her.

    Women quilting.
    Women quilting.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day kids didn’t sit around and watch TV, they had to haul firewood long distance uphill both ways, and only rich people could afford wheels.

    Boy hauling in days supply of wood.
    Boy hauling in days supply of wood.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day we didn’t go fishing for fun and we didn’t have us no fancy boats; we had to go catch us some dinner.

    Farmer and son heading for pond to catch fish for dinner.
    Farmer and son heading for pond to catch fish for dinner.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day we had to churn our own butter, and churn and churn and churn; damn kids get off my lawn!

    Woman sitting in chair and churning butter.
    Woman sitting in chair and churning butter.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day we only got to keep the back side of a cow, we had to sell the front half to the government.

    Farmer milking cow.
    Farmer milking cow.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day we couldn’t afford the rubber tires, you were lucky to get round wheels on your tractor. Have you ever tried tractoring with square wheels? I thought so!

    Farmer sitting on plow.
    Farmer sitting on plow.© Time Inc.Wallace Kirkland

    In my day you’d already get yourself a whipping if you sat around and read all this stuff for this long. Damn whippersnappers!

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