• Old Newspapers: Red Satellite Up With Dog

    On November 3, 1957 the Soviet Union launched Sputnik II timed to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution. Sputnik II was bigger and better than Sputnik I and carried a dog Laika – the first animal to orbit the Earth.

    The American headlines did not suffer from subtlety and political correctness at that time:

    Kansas City Star coverage of Sputnik II

    *closeup of the article.

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  • You’ve Been Ah Warned!

  • Old Photos: When Flight Attendants Were Stewardesses

    Trans World Airlines has a special place in American History. On October 21, 1992 a special anniversary flight from Moscow to New York (via Brussels) brought my family and me to this country, full of hopes, dreams and dressed up in full-blown winter attire on a nice 70F fall day.
    TWA is now a fading memory but some photos from the Life Magazine Archives may remind you of the olden days when the word “stewardess” wasn’t frowned upon, smoking was cool and the sexism was a solid corporate policy.

    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    French And German Girls Going Through TWA Stewardess School In Kansas City
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    French And German Girls Going Through TWA Stewardess School In Kansas City
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    French And German Girls Going Through TWA Stewardess School In Kansas City
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.

    According to this article TWA was training the stewardesses at the corporate headquarters until the opening of the Breech Academy in 1969. More on TWA here but the link at the top of this post will let you take a look at the original TWA website. The rest of the photos are here.

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  • Furious Fatties Fattack™ Ferruzza

    A vicious ham-handed attack was recently perpetrated on the troubadour of the knife and fork and minstrel of all things food – Charles Ferruzza by the humorless militant organized fat people.

    I hate to break it to the fat people, but sitting around and reading the Pitch in search of things to be offended at is not a healthy activity you should be engaging in to become less fat.
    I don’t have any use for organized anything – labor, religion or fat people. No matter how many politically correct titles you invent for yourselves or how much you lobby to be considered normal size, all you have managed to do so far is to take the livelihood away from the people who made a living working for freak shows.

    Lottie Grant, Circus Fat Lady, now considered size 4

    There are two kinds of fat people – the ones who have a sense of humor about their size and the ones who are angry and bitter. The ones who can laugh at “yo mama” joke and the ones who are offended at a drop of a cupcake. I belong to and know plenty of the former but have no desire to associate with any of the latter.

    So the next time you are sitting with another chubby young woman “who seems mortified at having to spend another Friday night with (you) instead of being on a real date”, don’t blame Ferruzza for noticing, with this attitude you’ll spend every Friday night there for the rest of your sad life.

    Order some broccoli and lighten up.

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  • Old Photos: Window Shopping

    These photos show how stores used to advertise goods and services but the most interesting thing is prices.
    As always all photos are linked to their large versions.

    People shopping in an auto parts store in Lebanon, KS.	February 1957
    People shopping in an auto parts store in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    Sign on window advertising a variety of services available in	Kansas City, MO. August 1945
    Sign on window advertising a variety of services available in Kansas City, MO. August 1945
    Sen. Edward V. Longs law office is maintained in Bowling Green, MO. May 1967
    Sen. Edward V. Long's law office is maintained in Bowling Green, MO. May 1967
    Sign on liquor store encouraging customers to buy quantity in Kansas City, MO. August 1945
    Sign on liquor store encouraging customers to buy quantity in Kansas City, MO. August 1945

    Nowadays even XO has to pay more than 75 cents for his haircut.

    A man waiting in a barber shop for a haircut in Lebanon, KS.	February 1957
    A man waiting in a barber shop for a haircut in Lebanon, KS. February 1957

    Carton of cigarettes for $2.25.

    Teenage girls drinking milkshakes at a local restaurant in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    Teenage girls drinking milkshakes at a local restaurant in Lebanon, KS. February 1957

    Notice – old-timey cereal boxes on the top shelf.

    Enos A. Axtell (R), a candidate for office, standing with his family in the grocery store owned by his parents in Kansas City, MO. July 1946
    Enos A. Axtell (R), a candidate for office, standing with his family in the grocery store owned by his parents in Kansas City, MO. July 1946
    A man buying a greeting card from a drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    A man buying a greeting card from a drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    A man waits for customers at a counter in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    A man waits for customers at a counter in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    Men standing on in front of a local drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    Men standing on in front of a local drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957

    Sa-Tan-Ic Laxative Compound in the bottom right.

    Medicines for sale at a local drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957
    Medicines for sale at a local drugstore in Lebanon, KS. February 1957

    Next week, your grandma in a bathtub! Stay tuned.

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