This Is Why Your House Got Robbed

Sorry for two billboard posts in a row, but what can I do – they are putting them up faster than I can stop and take a picture.

A thought about making this one into a caption contest but I don’t think you can beat mine (see the title of this post). If you manage to do better than I did, I might come up with a prize – a beer or a magazine subscription – something. Good luck and remember to lock up your jewelry stash or someone will get paid to party!

This Is Why Your House Got Robbed