Ode to Trader Joe’s

On the way back from the weekend trip to St.Louis I composed this piece of fine poetry:

O, Trader Joe’s, I’m drawn to you
Like light-attracted bug.
I have to drive two hundred miles
To buy your legal drug.

O, CEO of Trader Joe’s,
Please clear up this mess
So I can have my choco-fix
And also save on gas!
Trader Joes