Scairy Tooth Fairy

Recession hit the billboard business pretty hard. I can’t even remember the last time there was something worth stopping for, so maybe I took this photo purely out of boredom. ┬áThe lady who saw me run across the railroad tracks was still trying to figure out if she should report me to the authorities as I was pulling out of the parking lot.

Every day I drive past this thing, I think that dating a model is sometimes overrated. Models who pose for the photos of pain and anguish may not be my cup of tea.