Road Trip Science

During my recent road trip to Hutchinson, KS I have measured and recorded the following data:

Insect Population of The State of Kansas
Insect Population of The State of Kansas

Insect Suicide in The State of Kansas
Insect Suicide in The State of Kansas
Insect Mass On My Windshield
Insect Mass On My Windshield
Visibility Through The Widshield
Visibility Through The Widshield

The data shows that my windshield captures and destroys more insects than the entire output of the Monsanto Corporation.

For a small payment I will drive around your farm or garden to make it insect-free. My contact information is posted on this site.

Published by kcmeesha

From the bowels of the communist Motherland thrust into soulless grind of gears of capitalism. Only accent and good looks survive.