Who Are The Ad Wizards Who Came Up With This One?!

Continuing  with the idiocy in advertisement theme this blog is bringing you another trend:

♥Uncertain Directives♥

I didn’t dare to click on this banner found on some major newspaper website, I am not gambling with the Code of Business Conduct, but could someone point out to me who should “place the pink patch on HER hip” and who “will receive a FREE sample”? First of all, where do I find the pink patch? And more importantly where do I find her? Will she stand still when I am placing a patch on her hip? How do I know that she won’t call the police and I will be posting “no candy” signs on my door for the rest of my life? And how do I claim my free sample? What is it a sample off? Do I have to photograph the pink patch on her hip to receive it? Do they mail to correctional facilities where I will probably end up?

This advertisement leaves so many questions unanswered. Thanks, ad wizards!

Published by kcmeesha

From the bowels of the communist Motherland thrust into soulless grind of gears of capitalism. Only accent and good looks survive.