Quick PSA:Penis Shrinking Witches

Via the Dilbert Blog¬†comes unsettling news of penis-shrinking witches and sorcerers¬†who have your penis in their sights. I am printing out and laminating this article to inform my future dates of what happened to mine. In the meantime please “beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings”. Also try wrapping it in foil until the cure is found.