Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalin’s Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

When Stalin died in 1953, his body was placed into the Tomb where he played Felix Unger to Lenin’s Oscar Madison for the next 8 years.

They spruced up the front with Stalin’s name:

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

May Day Celebrations in Moscow.1961. The front of the tomb still has both names.
© Time Inc. James Whitmore

And inside the tomb they creepily shared a somber-looking room:

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

© Time Inc.

But that cozy arrangement didn’t sit well with Khrushchev (find your own Odd Couple character to represent him):

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev.July 1960.© Time Inc.Carl Mydans

On October 31, 1961 Stalin’s corpse was told to remove himself from his place of residence. This request came from his former subordinate and drinking buddy Nikita Khrushchev. The corpse moved to the Tomb’s backyard.  There was no Halloween in Russia, so the irony was lost.

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

Stalin’s Grave Behind Mausoleum. © Time Inc.James Whitmore.

And the front of the tomb had to be scrubbed as well:

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

© Time Inc.James Whitmore.

It was covered in the Kansas City Star:

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

The idiots are still praying to him, probably asking to reinstate Gulag.

Behind The Iron Curtain: Stalins Corpse Moves Out Of The Tomb

And that’s what happened fifty one year ago today!

  • http://twitter.com/jjskck Josh S.

    Amazing that there are still people who won’t accept what a butcher he was.

    • http://kcmeesha.com kcmeesha

      They skip over the butcher fact and go straight to “Stalin wouldn’t let this (insert your own gripe) happen”

  • Alex J.

    Why wait for Stalin to come back? Why don’t they just take themselves to Koyma in January and hack at the ground with a stick on their own?

    • http://kcmeesha.com kcmeesha

      They rationalize that people who were sent to gulag probably did something wrong. Or that Stalin just didn’t know what his henchmen were doing.

  • Nick

    The one, the only, the originator of the cult of personalityski.

    (closely followed by Reagan, of course…)

  • Alexander T.

    Meesha, did you see the Lenin statue while you were in Seattle?