Continuing with the idiocy in advertisement theme this blog is bringing you another trend:
I didn’t dare to click on this banner found on some major newspaper website, I am not gambling with the Code of Business Conduct, but could someone point out to me who should “place the pink patch on HER hip” and who “will receive a FREE sample”? First of all, where do I find the pink patch? And more importantly where do I find her? Will she stand still when I am placing a patch on her hip? How do I know that she won’t call the police and I will be posting “no candy” signs on my door for the rest of my life? And how do I claim my free sample? What is it a sample off? Do I have to photograph the pink patch on her hip to receive it? Do they mail to correctional facilities where I will probably end up?
This advertisement leaves so many questions unanswered. Thanks, ad wizards!