And the Dove Came in to Him….

Most religions start with some kind of revelation. Some guy while walking in the woods finds golden plates, next thing you know, two scmucks are knocking on your door asking strange questions. An old man walks to the top of the mountain, comes down with a couple of stone tablets, next thing you know I have to feel bad about eating bacon. A guy gets crucified, next thing you know….

I may be on to something too. Lately, I started noticing that Dove Chocolate Promises contain unlimited supply of chocolate wisdom and life directives. After eating several bags of chocolates I now have enough wrappers to cover most of life’s questions and daily matters.

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The Promises can be divided into two categories: wisdom and directives.

Directives:

  • Go to your special place
  • Go against the grain
  • Send a love letter this week
  • Don’t think about it so much
  • Follow your instincts
  • Whisper in the dark
  • Live your dreams
  • Wink at someone driving past today
  • Smile. People will wonder what you’ve been up to
  • Love without rules
  • Discover yourself
  • Watch reruns, they replay your memories

Wisdom:

  • It’s definitely a bubble-bath day
  • There is a time for compromise…it’s called “later”
  • Sometimes one smile means more than a dozen roses
  • Age is nothing but a number
  • If they can do it, you know you can
  • When two hearts race both win
  • Temptation is fun…giving in is even better

These pearls can be combined in an infinite number of ways. Try it:

Don’t think about it so much+Go to your special place+Discover yourself

See, it’s like a higher power telling you what to do.

OK, I am back from my “special place” where I just “discovered myself” and I am “smiling” so “people will wonder what I’ve been up to”. Get it?

I am on my quest to eat more Dove Promises to finally discover the secret of life. I found out that I can actually order my own Promises with old stand-by’s like “don’t pee against the wind” or “don’t eat yellow snow”.

Inspirational AND practical!

  • Milk chocolate is all fine and dandy. But with a Mass Propoganda Delivery system like Dove dark chocolate, I could achieve total world domination.