End Times I Lived Through
Apparently I’ve survived multiple end times predictions.
NASA uncovered new sign of the end times August 1998
Dancing Angels predicted end of the world in September 1997
Judgement day was promised in June 1996
Mother Shipton’s September 2002
Antichrist was alive in August 2000
Didn’t repent in July 1999
Jesus’s second coming in June 1997
And I even survived a horse with a smiling human face.
See you next week!