End Times I Lived Through

Apparently I’ve survived multiple end times predictions.

NASA uncovered new sign of the end times August 1998

Dancing Angels predicted end of the world in September 1997

Judgement day was promised in June 1996

Mother Shipton’s September 2002

Antichrist was alive in August 2000

Didn’t repent in July 1999

Jesus’s second coming in June 1997

And I even survived a horse with a smiling human face.

See you next week!