A newsletter from a certain school district showed up in the mail yesterday:

Inside, an interesting choice of an advertisement. Says the Superintendent: “When the girls in our school district get pregnant, we can’t think of a better place for them to go than the Shawnee Mission Women’s Health Birth Center.”
I find it hard to disagree…

P.S. A certain school in a certain district has a confessions page. My favorite is this one:

#1570
I saw two people having *** in the bathroom… in plain view of anyone who could have seen it…. WHY?! WHAT THE **** ARE THEY THINKING!!!
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NAME REDACTED: “We should have sex in the bathroom!”
-What they were thinking
March 6 at 8:58pm via mobile · Like · 4