If the word “hairapist” is not in the dictionary next year, we need better dictionarians.
Dear Yelp: Went to Denny’s, Jesus wasn’t there to encounter as promised. Food Sucked. 2 stars.
As 9/11 is slowly moving from people’s hearts and minds into the history books, a new breed of over-the-top contrived remembrances is moving in to replace real emotions with idiotic flag-waving, Facebook picture sharing and posing with meaningless signs. Really? Whom are these signs addressed to? Did someone doubt that you will never forget and…
Few billboards in town that were not bought up by the multilevel marketer Google Fiber. Seeing this billboard inspired me to open my own all-natural breast cancer prevention clinic. During the daylight hours, women are welcome to receive a preventative dose of sunlight on my driveway, absolutely free. Please arrive topless for the best effect.
If you think that only progressive, environmentally-minded people recycle, think again. I took a photo of this anti-abortion truck on my 2009 trip to Topeka, KS.