• Hardship-Off

    Reader Grace practically challenged me to a hardship-off. In response to my post “How old am I in dog American years?” she writes:

    I was born in pre-economic-Tiger South Korea. We had an outhouse, and took baths in a big tub in the courtyard that my mom filled with hot water. In the winter we went to the neighborhood hot baths (I think they have in Russia too, right?).

    As a simple answer I am posting artist’s depiction of outdoor plumbing facilities similar to what my grandmother had. The water from the well was poured into a hand-washing device and dirty water was collected below for whatever purposes i.e. mopping, etc. Once-a-week we went to community bathhouse for more thorough hygienic procedures.

    To continue the hardship-off submit your own hardship in comments.

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  • Contents Of My Stomach

    The singer “was a virtual skeleton – barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died”, the paper said.

    Imagine you are a coroner, crappy profession that it already is, your days are filled with horrible, bloody, disgustingly smelling, disfigured things that no one in the right state of mind would even want to be in the same building with, and instead of enjoying a nice sunny LA day you have to dissect a skeleton-looking, hairless, needle-ridden body of a weird celebrity. Not only do you have to chisel off the layers of plaster and artificial prosthetic parts, you for some ungodly reason have to cut his stomach open to see what he was eating before he croaked. It’s in the times like this that you must feel that you should’ve picked another specialty like a podiatrist or a proctologist, albeit their worldview is somewhat constricted.

    That’s why I think every person should carry a card at all times with the contents of their stomach for the past 48 hours as a way to make the job of forensic pathologists just a little bit easier.

    Let’s see, today my stomach contains:

    • a cup of coffee
    • cheese and turkey sandwich
    • a orange/apricot jelly (from Bermuda) and toast
    • cherries
    • persimmon
    • apple
    • some frozen yogurt from Yummo (mix of 3 flavors) because they don’t sell Korean tacos on Monday
    • chicken patty
    • a piece of dried banana
    • salad (Caesar dressing)
    • cheese quesadilla
    • corn
    • some lemonade
    • a piece of Tippins coconut-creme pie

    I think that’s it. There maybe some leftovers of this cinnamon roll from Barb’s Kolache Bakery in Shawnee from a couple of days ago
    and just a little bit of the cherry kolache ( I gave the other ones away)

    but that’s just being too thorough.

    See this is not so hard.
    Maybe your coroner will be grateful for not having to dig through your rotting guts and will not “leak” embarrassing details of your autopsy to the media. In my book, that’s just paying it forward.

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  • Old Photos: Downtown Kansas City

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  • Weird Missouri: Precious Moments

    The Chapel at Precious Moments is just as beautiful as the Sistine Chapel. I have been to both. Obviously Precious Moments was painted in a more modern style, but they are on the same level. Amazing Place!

    No. I did not make this up.

    I’ve seen many things during my travels but the Precious Moments gift store and attached Chapel take the cake for being the strangest, creepiest place I’ve ever been to.

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  • Bad Apples

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    Another foray into the faux Japanese poetry since I can’t count the syllables:

    Bad apples,
    On the ground
    They rot.

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