On one’s Birthday it’s probably nice to be awakened by a child giving you a hug and a cute home-made present; or by a still sleepy warm someone who is sharing your bed; even a phone call from a parent is nice. Me? I like to get a survey from a funeral home. That’s because it comes with a “10% savings on prearranged funeral services and merchandise (Excluding cash advance items and estimates)“.
I might’ve stopped being young, but I never stopped being cheap.