Seems like the only people having fun are those with some kind of affliction. They get to play golf, enjoy exercise, breathe happily outdoors and own great pets. The rest of the healthy people lead sad unexciting lives.

Take for example hemorrhoids:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGw5uAJBHc

Osteoporosis:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovracn-uFC0

Arthritis:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVu3_xbkHc

Allergies:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBtQDXuKVAo

I am not even mentioning erectile dysfunction – all these people do is have sex, while millions of people with normal function have to do it alone.
Life is not fair!