Exciting contest with an extremely valuable prize is still going on until Friday. So far my favorite entry was submitted by Nightmare :

“Hey have you heard? Lenin is a FAG!”

It’s short, to the point, has a Russian reference and no mention of Batman, in other words it’s good. This just goes to prove that I am not biased, because I’ve met Nightmare and he is not a woman (he may be good looking but that’s not for me to decide). The fact that he may win the contest shows how fair and balanced I am.

Rules of the contest encourage multiple entries and there is still plenty of time. Good luck.