Don’t Tempt Me, Bro

I’d be willing to txt twice if it kilz both Brown & Grouppen.

Catholic Radio Ruined 87% of Its Listeners’ Marriages

It’s just math…

You Are Welcome, English Language!

If the word “hairapist” is not in the dictionary next year, we need better dictionarians.

Jesus Encounters of The Denny’s Kind

Dear Yelp:

Went to Denny’s, Jesus wasn’t there to encounter as promised. Food Sucked. 2 stars.

Religious Billboards of Missouri: Downtown Kansas City

Religious Billboards of Missouri: All About Business

Continuing with my ever-expanding collection, these billboards actually advertise something.