Body Issues

I was renewing my driver’s license today and for the first time had them list me as an organ donor. Not that I didn’t want to share my organs before; I just didn’t want the recipient of said organs chasing my kid with some Oprah-worthy tear-jerker of a story about how he got a second

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Catholic Radio Ruined 87% of Its Listeners’ Marriages

It’s just math…

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Scairy Tooth Fairy

Recession hit the billboard business pretty hard. I can’t even remember the last time there was something worth stopping for, so maybe I took this photo purely out of boredom. The lady who saw me run across the railroad tracks was still trying to figure out if she should report me to the authorities as

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How Not To Raise A Horrible Person

This is the second article in my award-winning series on avoiding pitfalls while raising a child.

Last week the entire internet was swooning over a 9-year-old girl who told the CEO of McDonald’s to stop tricking kids into wanting to eat Happy Meals. While I like when Kids Say the Darndest Things, I don’t find

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Communists To Elton John: When In Cossack Land Dress As Cossacks Do

Courtesy of my correspondents in Russia comes this article* about a recent announcement concerning Elton John’s planned concert in Krasnodar, Russia in July.

*translation mine

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*** The party refuses

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