Vitamin S

Starting in 1954 the Sugar Information, Inc. published ads in the  Life Magazine and others promoting the health and weight-loss benefits of sugar. Of course in the 1950′s the sugar was delicious, healthy and local, not the corporate white death we have to eat today. Girls used it for an energy boost during a long school day; women used it for dieting so they can look good on the beach; men used it for penis enlargement …well, ads didn’t actually mention men so no one knows what they used it for.

I want that America back. Free of disgusting diet drinks and sugar-free Jell-O. Where sugar slimmed you down instead of making you fat. Where sugar cured diabetes and cancer. Where you could eat a teaspoon of sugar to keep you from getting hungry between other teaspoons of sugar. I want this awesome America back.

That’s why I will be voting for Ron Paul in November even if he is not on the ballot and I am not registered to vote.
Vitamin S

Vitamin S

Vitamin S

Vitamin S

Everyone knows sugar contains calories. So it’s hard to think of sugar as a big help in weight control, yet that’s exactly what sugar can be.

When your blood sugar level is low, your appestat is turned up and you’re hungry. (Probably tired, too.) Just a small amount of sugar, in a soft drink, candy, coffee, or tea, will turn your appestat down. Then you’re not so apt to overeat, and overeating is really what makes you far.

In addition to helping with weight control, sugar does other good things. For one, it gives you quick energy. Sugar is all energy, and is taken into your blood stream faster than any other food. So when sugar turns your appestat ‘off,’ you might say it ‘turns you on.’ Artificial sweeteners don’t affect your appestat and have no energy value. Also, sugar tastes good, and so do foods made with sugar. Stay with sugar. Sugar’s got what it takes!

Only 18 calories per teaspoon…
and it’s all energy.

Vitamin S

Vitamin S

Vitamin S

  • Nick

    You really shouldn’t listen to X.O. and other ‘olds’ tell you about the ’50s; it’s likely to be conflated with their wildly surreal laudanum dreams (brought about by their mommas rubbing the drug on their gums for teething pain.)
    Plus, that last ad? Man, I wish i could bald-face lie like that and have people believe me. “Money? That stuff will make you poor! No doubt about it; the more money you have, the poorer you’ll feel. Here, let me help you out…”

  • chuck

    I am going to get the “sugars” just reading this. :)

  • bobkennedy

    Reminds me of one of the background videos from the U2 song The Fly: beLIEve flashes on the screen.