…if it was a line to a whorehouse grand opening and the prize was free sexual favors every week for a year.
Another restaurant is showering the willing with free burritos. The few, the proud, the temperature-resistant and inflammable.
To celebrate the idiocy of this enterprise, I am conducting a contest of my own. Just complete the following line: “I wouldn’t stand in line like this….” and post it in the comments. Commenting system has little up and down arrows where you can vote on the comments you liked the best. The winner will get 1,000 miles to spend at MagsForMiles to order a subscription of his or her choice.
*The winner will have to provide a mailing address, which I promise not to share and/or visit.
**Available for new subscribers only and for delivery in the contiguous U.S. only.
***I am the one and only final decider of the outcome of this contest.