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I Wouldn’t Wait In A Line Like This….

…if it was a line to a whorehouse grand opening and the prize was free sexual favors every week for a year.

Another restaurant is showering the willing with free burritos. The few, the proud, the temperature-resistant and inflammable.

I Wouldnt Wait In A Line Like This....

I Wouldnt Wait In A Line Like This....

I Wouldnt Wait In A Line Like This....

To celebrate the idiocy of this enterprise, I am conducting a contest of my own. Just complete the following line: “I wouldn’t stand in line like this….” and post it in the comments. Commenting system has little up and down arrows where you can vote on the comments you liked the best. The winner will get 1,000 miles to spend at MagsForMiles to order a subscription of his or her choice.

*The winner will have to provide a mailing address, which I promise not to share and/or visit.

**Available for new subscribers only and for delivery in the contiguous U.S. only.

***I am the one and only final decider of the outcome of this contest.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535893227 Donna Allen Wood

    I’m not competing, since we no longer have a need for any kind of magazines except those that are tractor-related, but I will give you my line: “I wouldn’t wait in a line like this unless they were giving away bred, registered Jersey heifers.”
    And that is the truth.

  • Nick

    I wouldn’t wait in a line like this, perid.

  • Mo Rage

    Heck, I don’t do lines waiting for food at Christmas or Thanksgiving, let alone something like this.