• Old Photos: Lawrence Lions High School Football

    These photos were taken for the Novemebr 7, 1960 issue of the Life Magazine.

    High School Fevers at Football Time:

    On the tingling eve of the big high school football game, drama was being played out in thousands of U.S. cities and towns. Girl students swirl like autumn leaves as they lived and breathed their hopes and fears in high-pitched whispers. The biggest men in school, the football stars, brooded over their assignments and the hundreds of friends who were counting on them. Mass pep rallies in front of school or on practice fields built up the excitement. Coeds mooned over their heroes in class and the popular girls set their caps for coveted dates with the team’s star players.

    The tension of the adult world – even college football – seems tame beside the bubbling pressures of high school football. In Lawrence, Kan., a city of 33,000, the pressure is even greater for the Lawrence High Lions have the longest current winning streak in schoolboy football – 45 games. As Lawrence, on the weekend reported in these pictures, prepared for its big game against Shawnee-Mission North, the 1,100 students urged the ream on with usual fighting, go-get-‘em slogans. But the players themselves faced things a little differently from most. Booted in the strict religious environment of Kansas, they attend a prayer meeting and Bible discussion at a barn outside of town, where on of them wisecracked, “He who playeth hardest beateth Shawnee-Mission North.”

    © Time Inc.Grey Villet
    © Time Inc.Grey Villet
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  • Behind the Iron Curtain:Chernobyl

    On this day 22 years ago Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant exploded and became the world’s worst nuclear disaster. I don’t have much of a Chernobyl personal story. It happened right before the May Day when we were looking forward to a weekend of camping and drinking. Soviet Government did not even acknowledge the disaster and obviously didn’t know how to deal with it, so all the information was coming in the form of rumors and Voice of America shortwave broadcasts. Some unconfirmed whispers about a fire on a nuclear power plant did not stop us from spending few careless days in tents around the campfire. It was literally the wind direction that decided who will be affected by the fallout. My friends and me were among the lucky ones, wind blew in the opposite direction. There are few people in Kansas City who were drafted to work on the site clean-up and decontamination. There are probably hundreds of thousands of people who were affected in various degrees. Nowadays, there are plenty of pictures of the ghost town which is still stuck in 1986 and tours of the disaster area are freely available. The eerie images from the 30 km zone would make a suitable background for the final scene of the Planet of the Apes. Just like the destroyed Statue of Liberty in the movie it stands as a reminder of a good intentions gone bad, government inefficiency and lack of caring for the people, and heroism of the simple people in the face of unknown and deadly force.
    More information is available here.

    Chernobyl,
    Reactor is still going,
    Still taking lives.

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  • Sweet Pumpkin Orgasms

    When my Mom asked me what I am doing on Saturday night and I replied that I was baking pumpkin rolls, she thought it was a sad way to spend a night off. In reality, baking with real pumpkin is lot like having sex: there is a lot of foreplay and then there is an intense but short-lived moment of pleasure, followed by desire to do it again and a feeling of being too worn out to start over. As a matter of fact, I feel completely beat and sleepy after wrestling with this for nearly 3 hours, my kitchen is a mess and if I had a cigarette I would’ve lit it up just about now.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdMDW_C_nk

    I think the second most vicious food crime against the American people after the invention of the sliced bread was the proliferation of canned pumpkin. Nearly every American family buys one or more pumpkins every year, pokes some holes in them and leaves them out to rot on the front porch, just to turn around and go to the grocery store to procure baby-stool-like substance, both in color and consistency, to use in various disgusting recipes. The sad thing is that this stuff really doesn’t taste like pumpkin but since no one knows what the real pumpkin tastes like, everyone identifies it as a pumpkin taste. Well, it’s not. Pumpkin is normally bright orange and sweet-tasting, not medium brown and spiced. Some information on edible pumpkins can be found here and here.

    Some notes on the pumpkin handling: it’s not easy. You have to have a decent knife and be careful not to hurt yourself. Don’t  pour  blood all over your keyboard typing me an angry letter, because I warned you. After trying to separate the flesh from the skin cantaloupe-style I had much better luck turning it over and just peeling the skin off. I also found out that shredding the pumpkin with a grater is a long and tedious process much better handled by a food processor. Other than that you don’t have any excuse to trade a sweet pumpkin orgasm for a can of brown crap.

    For this recipe you’ll need:

    5 egg yolks;
    1 3/4 sticks of margarine or butter;
    1.5 cups of sugar;
    5 tbsp of non-fragrant oil i.e. – corn oil;
    1 8oz package of sour cream;
    1 tsp vanilla;
    1/2 tsp of baking soda and some vinegar;
    5+ cups of all-purpose flour;
    pinch of salt;
    1 average pie pumpkin shredded and a little bit of sugar to sweeten;

    Melt the margarine and combine with egg yolks, sour cream, vanilla, sugar and oil. Over the flour place 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a larger spoon and pour a small amount of vinegar so it reacts. Make sure that all of the soda is gone in the reaction and combine the flour with liquid mixture. Add salt. Start lightly kneading the dough adding flour as needed until the oily sheen is gone and the dough springs back if you push it with the finger. Cut into six parts. Roll out each part into elliptical shape, add sweetened pumpkin and roll over several times. When adding pumpkin, squeeze it lightly to leave most of the juice out. Bake at 350F for 30-50 minutes until golden brown.

    *Note: this is what I wrote down when my Mom gave me the recipe. Since it didn’t come out the way I expected, I took a roll to her for troubleshooting. Apparently I was kneading too hard and didn’t add enough flour. As you can see, my dough was still shiny but I was afraid I used too much flour and lost patience. My Mom confirmed that the recipe was correct and in my defense it tastes great, just slightly heavier than I expected since it didn’t roll out thin enough. Try at your own risk. I am pretty sure that my Mom doesn’t own measuring spoons or cups, so I was using regular drinking cups and table spoons for this recipe.
    The important thing is that the great pumpkin taste I remembered from my childhood was there and that’s what I wanted to achieve in the first place.

    If you are feeling lonely on a Saturday night, get yourself a pumpkin, it will wear you out but you will feel good about it in the morning.

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  • Religious Billboards of Missouri: The End Is Near

    You might have noticed more activity than usual on this here blog and it’s not because I am less lazy, but because the time is running out and I have less than a month to say everything I’ve ever wanted to say.

    This fine specimen of the religious billboard art is located around Truman Rd. and HWY 71. Notice a Bible Seal of Approval at the top left and a person in the position painfully familiar to anyone who ever used a squat toilet at the bottom right.

    In any case, I suggest you repent soon, use up your vacation and deplete your savings accounts.

    You have been warned.

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  • Old Photos: Independence Missouri

    This weekend’s old photo posts are dedicated to the Midtown Miscreant’s new hometown. This is how it looked back in 1945.

    A welcoming sign to Independence Missouri, attracts tourists by advertising the towns significance with Harry S. Truman.
    A welcoming sign to Independence Missouri, attracts tourists by advertising the towns significance with Harry S. Truman. ©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Street scene (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Street scene (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Street scene (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Street scene (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Grandview Baptist Church about a mile from the Truman family farm (from photo essay re Harry Trumans Missouri).
    Grandview Baptist Church about a mile from the Truman family farm (from photo essay re Harry Trumans Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Grandview Baptist Church about a mile from the Truman family farm (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Grandview Baptist Church about a mile from the Truman family farm (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Everett Earp and his father Walter have both been local peace officers for fifty years (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Everett Earp and his father Walter have both been local peace officers for fifty years (Lamar, MO).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Grave of blacksmith Samuel Weston who died in1846 is marked by iron ox-cart tail resting on two plowshares from his shop (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Grave of blacksmith Samuel Weston who died in1846 is marked by iron ox-cart tail resting on two plowshares from his shop (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Confederate monument with Stars and Bars dedicated to the memory of the soldiers of the Confederacy, in Woodlawn Cemetery (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).
    Confederate monument with Stars and Bars dedicated to the memory of the soldiers of the Confederacy, in Woodlawn Cemetery (from photo essay re Harry Truman's Missouri).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt

    And lastly,this is what MM would have looked like while blogging in 1945:

    Lawyer Sam Van Poll in his office (Lamar, MO).
    Lawyer Sam Van Poll in his office (Lamar, MO).©Time Inc.Alfred Eisenstaedt

    Harry Truman’s Missouri.

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