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Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts1.If you produce any media content and:

  • Use words “old man winter”, “frightful” and variations of  ”ho ho ho”;
  • Any of your productions include Santa, elves and talking reindeer;
  • You “cleverly” arranged a commercial to some Christmas tune;

Please quit, or better yet – kill yourself.

2. If I dialed your cell phone but instead of ringing I am forced to listen to music, I will probably not be calling you again. I don’t share your taste in music and you sure as hell don’t share mine. Please stop being a douche and turn it off.

3. When the road is slick and I am trying to keep some reasonable distance to the car in front of me, I am doing it so I don’t get killed, not to create a perfect spot for you to merge. Stay in your damn lane, there is a good probability that my wish to see you in a ditch will some day come true.

4. I am thinking about converting this blog a single woman’s blog about dating. They get 30 comments for just saying things like: “He showed up last night and we sealed the deal”, I write a Russian accent masterpiece and have 1 comment and have to delete it because it’s spam. I think I can do it.

That’s all folks!

Random Thoughts
December 18th, 2008 | Category: Pet Peeve
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  • I travel for JOOLS

    Bah Humbug! There, is that better? lol

    But, I did like #3. Been there many times.

  • http://www.just-cara.com Cara

    re: #3, I totally agree. When people do this to me, I usually congratulate them on being the person I rear-end instead of the guy who used to be in front of me.

    re: #4, I hear girl-on-girl action is a big hit with readers these days, so be sure to be a vaguely bi-curious single woman with loose morals and a killer rack. Like me. (Kidding. Some of it.)

  • http://table-hopping.blogspot.com/ Brian

    Totally with you on the cell phone music thing… I always wonder how you can get a job when an HR person calling to schedule an interview is forced to listen to “Baby Got Back” when trying to contact you.

    BTW, I think you’ll find more Gogol Boredello fans around than you expect. “Start Wearing Purple” is a great song…

    And for the record, I maintain that 5Nizza is the best band in the history of Eastern Europe (at least their first album).

  • http://absolutelyfeisty.blogspot.com/ AF

    I CAN NOT WAIT.. until you are a single, russian, female blogger… accent and all…

    Holy shit. I think I was just turned on by my thought, of what the female version of you, would look and sound like… does she wear those old army suits as well? ; )

  • http://www.presentmagazine.com Pete and Pam

    PresentMagazine.com is putting together Top 10 Lists for the year including Top 10 local blogs. Care to submit a list to us? Also, would you be willing to post a call for submissions? We’d like to hear from as many local bloggers as possible about what blogs they’re following and would recommend. Responses can be sent to us via email – present@presentmagazine.com.

    Thanks,
    Pete and Pam

  • http://kcmeesha.com m.v.

    AF, I wish I could help
    Cara, I’ll have to investigate
    Brian,never heard of this, I’ll look it up at home
    Pete and Pam, I replied by email

  • tracy

    the world likes to be dumb, talk about sex, and not learn anything. and for those of us who would love to oblige, we don’t care for the side-effects.

    i very much hate the merge-in-my-safe-spot drivers. they know nothing about physics / stopping distance / must not have been on a bicycle in ages.

  • http://Heycameraman.net Heycameraman

    M,

    What sucks is driving with these D-bags on the streets and i can’t do or say anything to them since i’m in a marked tv station suv. So i’ll do here now….

    G-DAMN YOU ALL OFF THE ROAD. :) i feel much better now.

  • http://plazajen.com/blog PlazaJen

    #4 cracked me up.

    Don’t go changin’….

  • grace

    so, did you seal the deal?

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