Your Visit is Very Important To Us, Please Stand By…

Right when you are reading this, I am on my way to New York City for an eventful week of vacation. I am not sure about my ability to access the Internet on my trip and it may even be good for me, I’ll just read a book for a change. In the meantime please stand by for future exciting posts.

Speaking about standing by, pictured below is a KC MO police stationed at the intersection of the Independence Ave. and Paseo securing XO‘s daily trip home. By the way, an interesting exercise in creativity would be to imagine how different bloggers would caption this photo. For example, TKC would write something like “Mayor Funky makes police stand in the heat to support city’s crumbling infrastructure”. Chimpo may post “I would make sweet sweet love to that empty bag of Cheetos on the ground. Oh, there is cop next to it? I didn’t even notice.” As a matter of fact, the best comment will be rewarded with 1500 miles to spend on magazine subscriptions from this site. The rules are still the same. I will announce the winner when I return.

Do Svidanya!

  • Chimpo

    Hot Buns for sale! 2 for a $1!

  • “I hate to do this right here in public, but there’s never a bathroom around when you need one”

  • This hairgrowth treatment the captain told me about had BETTER work, dammit.

  • DLC

    Sorry Tony, you’re gonna stay in there until the Mayor walks by and that’s that.

  • midtown miscreant

    Since the Village People reunion failed, one band member is reduced to standing on a corner with a sign that reads “Will frisk for food”

  • Free Donuts to the officer who can keep that box from falling over the longest.

  • Burrowowl

    Department of Homeland Security: Keeping your Utility Boxes from Falling Over since 2002.

  • Burrowowl

    Does this utility box make my ass look fat?

  • Burrowowl

    World’s Tiniest Police Officer, shown next to 2′ box for scale.

  • Burrowowl

    …and I’m spent.

  • The KCPD needs cordless tazers.

  • joe

    1-2-3 on John Law behind the utility box.