Quick PSA:Penis Shrinking Witches

Via the Dilbert Blog comes unsettling news of penis-shrinking witches and sorcerers who have your penis in their sights. I am printing out and laminating this article to inform my future dates of what happened to mine. In the meantime please “beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings”. Also try wrapping it in foil until the cure is found.

  • Oh my goodness! I’m afraid to link to that article in my blogs (you never know what will offend), but at least I have a message board where I know it will be appreciated.

  • “It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,”

    Too bad for the chicks though.. if you get accused of being a penis shrinker you are never going to get laid again.. EVER.

  • but can the victim of shrinkage qualify for some pity sex?

  • lol not from me that’s for damn sure. 😉

    “victim”

    hah

  • that’s heartless

  • Well… I am a woman. 😉