PSA for Women:Do Not Sleep On The Plane With Your Mouth Open

Sky Talk: Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

I guess being a sound sleeper can get you in a sticky situation.

  • I don’t think the airline has fault here, how could they babysit everyone in a plane? How would they know that someone was going to go “There is something about Mary” on her… she should sue the guy, but the airline?

    I see nothing good coming out of this sticky situation.

  • Embarrassed my ass. I think she should’ve grabbed n’ scrunched and made sure it’d be a long time before he enjoyed himself again.

  • travel

    I think this is the worst story I ever heard. I mean yuk yuk yuk ! Damn !

  • That guy is such a jack off… pun intended, of course.

  • Burrowowl

    I really don’t know what this lady expected the airline crew to do about it. Maybe if he was fapping while the crew was going up and down the aisles for food service it’d be different, but somebody fidgeting in an airline seat is hardly unusual. That’s probably all you can expect a flight attendant to spot if he isn’t standing right there next to you.