• Old Photos: Santa Claus School

    These photos of the Santa Claus School where one could get a B.S.C. (Bachelor of Santa Claus) degree for $75 were published in the Life Magazine in 1961. Nowadays, our kids are forced to sit on the laps of uneducated Santas who probably can’t even pass the drug test.

    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
    ©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Two men in Santa Claus training class learning how to do a spritely soft-shoe fr. dance instructor on faculty at Santa Claus School as part of course-work to get certificate that will enable them to get Yuletide employment.
    Two men in Santa Claus training class learning how to do a spritely soft-shoe fr. dance instructor on faculty at Santa Claus School as part of course-work to get certificate that will enable them to get Yuletide employment.©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Alfred Eisenstaedt
    ©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Ken Berends, a Santa Claus in training, looking bewildered at wailing little girl, during practice session for his Santa certificate during 5-day, $75-course at Santa school to enable him to get Yultide jobs at local department stores.
    Ken Berends, a Santa Claus in training, looking bewildered at wailing little girl, during practice session for his Santa certificate during 5-day, $75-course at Santa school to enable him to get Yuletide jobs at local department stores.©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Six of the 15 men enrolled in Santa Claus School learning how to render a jolly belly laugh during course for Santa certification that will enable them to get Yuletide employment in local department stores.
    Six of the 15 men enrolled in Santa Claus School learning how to render a jolly belly laugh during course for Santa certification that will enable them to get Yuletide employment in local department stores.©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
    ©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
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    Alfred Eisenstaedt
    ©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt
    Alfred Eisenstaedt
    ©Time Alfred Eisenstaedt

    The rest of the photos.

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  • Your Wife, Now With Skills

    Your wife who was just hot last year, now comes back improved with skills.

    Using the same gimmick twice is pretty lame.

    Speaking of lame: if you are tired of your puny kids, go get yourself some giant ones.

    Located in Olathe, KS.

    The sign seems to be missing an apostrophe or something, but what do I know, check your grammar with a pro.

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  • Old Photos: American POW’s in Odessa, Ukraine

    While browsing through some old photos, this image caught my attention:

    © Time Inc.

    The caption reads:

    Repatriation of Allied war prisoners. Allied war prisoners, freed by the Soviet troops head for the port of Odessa where a ship is ready to take them to their home countries. Photo by M.Ozersky. SIB photo
    service

    I was born and raised in Odessa but I’ve never heard any mention of a transit POW camp for American and other nationals. I knew that the German POW’s were used to rebuild the city after the war well into the 50’s, but the Allied soldiers were sent home relatively shortly after the Victory Day.

    Interestingly enough, Odessa is mentioned in the correspondence between Stalin and Roosevelt in relation to the POW issue.

    There is also an order from NKVD concerning the prisoners. (*source, translation mine).

    Partial Extract
    Copy №1
    Order of the NKVD №0015
    January 8, 1946, Moscow.

    On the partial release of the POW’s from camps and special hospitals.

    In furtherance of the directive (telegram) from NKVD № 2943 from December 16,1945 I order:

    1.All POW Czechs, Yugoslavs, Italians, Dutch, Belgians, Danes, Swiss, Luxembourgers, Bulgarians, Turks, Norwegians, Swedes, Greeks, Frenchmen, Americans and Britons, who are currently located in separate camps in accordance with the directive of NKVD № 3943, to be moved to Lustdorf (near Odessa) to the repatriation camp № 186. …

    3.This order does not apply to persons who served in the Waffen SS, SA, SD, Gestapo officers and members of other secret police.
    Signed: The People’s Commissar of Internal Affairs S. Kruglov.

    There are few other mentions of Odessa Repatriation Camps: a short list of 7 POW’s dispatched home in May of 1945; Stalag prisoners were repatriated through Odessa.

    This site contains a few bits about Odessa:

    During 1945, the Soviet Army overran, in two sequences, German camps that held US POWs. The experiences of the prisoners released by the Soviets was considerably different depending on whether they were liberated during late-January to early-February in Poland and East Prussia, or during April and May in central and northern Germany.
    Most of the US prisoners in the early sequence came from Oflag 64 at Schubin, Poland, Stalag III-C near Kustrin, Poland, with a few from Stalag II-B, Hammerstein, Germany.
    The Soviets evacuated these men to the east and most of them eventually came out through Odessa. They comprise a relatively small portion, about ten percent, of all American prisoners that were in Soviet hands; contemporary accounts have 2,858 evacuated by way of Odessa. But because of the smaller numbers, the more direct involvement of the US Military Mission to Moscow, and the somewhat more routine evacuation procedures, the Odessa evacuation is better documented and more frequently written about than the liberation of POWs which took place later in central Germany.

    American POWs freed by the Red Army were in the main treated very shabbily and came to hate the Russians. Many of them were robbed of watches, rings, and other personal possessions which they had managed to retain even after extended periods of captivity under the Germans. Their food at Odessa was very poor, consisting mainly of soup with cucumbers in it and sour black bread. The Russians generally tended to throw obstacles in the war of repatriation, frequently calling off shipments at the last minute and insisting always upon clearance from Moscow for every prisoner released. American POWs at Odessa were guarded by Russian soldiers carrying loaded rifles with fixed bayonets, and Russian security was more stringent there than German security had been in the various Stalags and Oflags.

    This is all the information I was able to find about the role of Odessa in the lives of many American Prisoners of War, but it was interesting to discover a bit of American history involving my own hometown.

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  • Don’t You Sometimes Wish Spandex Was Un-Invented?

  • Tuna of the Prairie

    I had always imagined Flint Hills to be a rocky desert-like area in the Central-Eastern Kansas where one could walk up to the nearest cliff and chisel away a piece of flint big enough to make a tomahawk. I guess I’ll add this to the list of many other things that didn’t turn out the way I imagined. Driving the Flint Hills Scenic Byway was somewhere on my list of things to do and it turned out to be probably one of the best, most relaxing day-trips from Kansas City, filled with nature, views, history, vast spaces that make you feel small and roads reaching all the way to the horizon. It’s hard to imagine covering these hills on foot, living on remote ranches, surviving without all the conveniences of the modern age. It’s fun to think about things like these while flying at high speeds in a comfortable vehicle with the windows down and the radio up.
    The South end of the Scenic Byway is at Cassoday, KS, population 130, with just about as many signs proclaiming it to be the Prairie Chicken Capital of the World.

    Prairie Chicken, also known as the “Tuna of the Prairie” are nowhere to be seen, probably busy hiding from the 130 hungry Cassodayans. The signs are the most photographed object in Cassoday.

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